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YOU’RE A JERK…I KNOW.
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boner fucking jam.
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THIS IS MY ANTHEM.
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"If I could just crawl out from under my Sleaze Rock, I’d tip my hat and say ‘good job!’, and then I’d return underneath, with broken condoms and whiskey bottles in my hands."
— Garrett, complimenting a recent act of someone’s sexual discretion and good taste (something he normally knows little about) (via popnlocknessmonster)
2 years ago
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they say she needs to slow down, the baddest thing around town.
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Theresa and I had the best conversation at the gym.
(While doing abs)Theresa: Gillian, why do you like geeky, nerdy guys?
Me: I don't know.
Theresa: I need a MAN.
Me: Maybe it's because I like to dominate.
Theresa: See, I don't.
Me: We're just different!
Theresa: We're just different!
(While leaving the gym)
Theresa: As much as I try to fight it, ***** **** can GET IT!
Me: Ew no he can't. He's like kinda thick.
Theresa: He's a MAN.
Me & Theresa: We're just different!
2 years ago
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JUST THROW IT IN THE BAG!
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