November 2009
3 posts
YOU’RE A JERK…I KNOW.
boner fucking jam.
THIS IS MY ANTHEM.
October 2009
14 posts
“If I could just crawl out from under my Sleaze Rock, I’d tip my hat and say...”
– Garrett, complimenting a recent act of someone’s sexual discretion and good taste (something he normally knows little about) (via popnlocknessmonster)
they say she needs to slow down, the baddest thing...
wth?!
Sergio: "yeah, you have eggs."
Theresa: "and AIDS!"
GET IT IN! →
Theresa and I had the best conversation at the...
(While doing abs)
Theresa: Gillian, why do you like geeky, nerdy guys?
Me: I don't know.
Theresa: I need a MAN.
Me: Maybe it's because I like to dominate.
Theresa: See, I don't.
Me: We're just different!
Theresa: We're just different!
(While leaving the gym)
Theresa: As much as I try to fight it, ***** **** can GET IT!
Me: Ew no he can't. He's like kinda thick.
Theresa: He's a MAN.
Me & Theresa: We're just different!
JUST THROW IT IN THE BAG!
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find...
“I prefer over emotional than under emotional. To have no emotion is subhuman....”
– Professor Marty Lewinter
Theresa comes into my room at 1am...
Theresa: Gillian, are you horny?
Me: I'm always horny.
YOUR WORLD IS MY WORLD AND MY FIGHT IS YOUR FIGHT.
“you’re like water, i want to hold you but you slip right through my hands.”
– Kevin Cai
